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Extremely high volume of whales

twitterstatus:

We are experiencing an outage due to an extremely high number of whales.  Our on-call team is working on a fix.

its not like twitter actually does anything else; where is the scaling issue coming from at this point?

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    @BillGates joining twitter. The blue screen...death came with him
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    problem, I’ll go help myself to some coffee. Twitter Status:
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    Global Warming … Birds aren’t tweeting...way they used to.
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    Дык, на Гаити новое землетрясение случилось, вот они полезли в Твиттер искать спасения…
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    IM LITERALLY ABOUT 5 SECONDS AWAY FROM THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM*!!!! (*Including kicking and screaming!)
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    . It’s killing me. I need twitter!! :(
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    onde carallo vou eu contar trapalladas mentres twitter está caído? Fóra non podo saír que chove!
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    its not like twitter actually does anything else; where...scaling issue coming from at
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    toot. what the toot. -.-
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    HRRRRR JUST FIX IT ASAP PUHLEASE >D
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